Huh.. Ab jacket pehno, bike nikaalo, goa jaao

Bedroom ka paisa, raaste mein naachta, dimaag ka bheja fry

Na raaste ka bharosa, na mausam ka bharosa, kaun bharega paisa

Kaun khaayega goli main nahin nahin umm..hmm..umm..hmm..

Apna bas ek usool, saare jahaan qubool hai

Apna bas ek usool, saare jahaan qubool hai

Jaan jaaye toh jaan jaaye, par mera maal na jaaye

Maal jaaye toh kissi na kissi ki, jaan jaaye

Koyi rehmat maange, koyi maulat maange

Koyi rehmat maange, koyi maulat maange

Apun ka ek hi jawaab hai yaar

Tez dhaar umm hmm tez dhaar hmm..tez dhaar, bas tez dhaar

Kitna samjhaaya hero ko

Is desh mein har hindustaani ka favourite time pass hai gaana aur bajaana

Aur naahin toh gaane ke liye rukega na bajaane ke liye letega

Lekin woh saala, ruk gaya aur billo ka dil, dukh gaya

Paiso ki kya hai kimmat, kimmat to bas jaan ki

Mere paiso ki kimmat hmm bas jaan hi hai hmm..

Umm hmm hmm seena zori chori haraam khori

Apna toh ek hi jawaab hai yaar

Tez dhaar umm hmm tez dhaar hmm..tez dhaar bas tez dhaar

Jaan bach gayi toh neend chali jaayegi

Neend kabhi aa bhi gayi toh cheekta huwa, darrta huwa

Kaampta huwa jaagega tu mauka

Tez dhaar hmm tez dhaar

Bol chhupega kahaan chhupega woh, mauka chhupega kahaan chhupega

Aisi koyi jageh nahin jaha bachega, bol chhupega, bol chhupega

Abbe saale, taqdeer teri jhukti pehle, maut tere sar pe hai

Lekin baatein aisi karta hai, jaise zindagi tere bistar pe hai

Me bolu aaj to bole kal to bas tez dhaar

Umm zindagi  aur mauke ke peechhe, aur ye tez, tez dhaar

Seena zori chori haraam khori

Apna toh ek hi jawaab hai yaar

Tez dhaar umm tez dhaar tez dhaar tez dhaar tez dhaar tez tez  tez dhaar

Kya karta boss public ki demand thi, toh billa ko aana hi pada

Kahaani khatam hone ko aayi, aur saala action shuru hi nahin huwa

Ha  ab main aa gaya hoon na

Ab dikha doon tamaasha, dikha doon tere ko bepasha samjha.