Ho Maa ki kasam bhari item
Koi ladki nahi koi loaded gun hai woh
But, lekin, kintu, parantu.. hoy

Thobde pe chaanta, ho gaya hai sannata
Sooli latka hai gala
Jabse pata hai chala ke
Uska boyfriend hai Chandu...

Woh aayi bhi muskayi bhi
Usne lee angdaai bhi
Chandu ki saali ho gayi setting
Mere dil ka The End
Chandu ki girl friend

Chandu ki girl friend
Qaatil beemari
Chandu ki girl friend
Janhit mein jaari
Chandu ki girl friend
Abla naari
Chandu ki girl friend
Sab pe bhaari...
Aaa... Chandu ki girl friend

Hey.. Hey... Hey...
Prrr p prrr...
Jo dil ki thi bandage ab dil ka ghaav ho gayi
Jo sabki thi darling, Chandu ki daav ho gayi
Iski Maa ki, fit ho gayi hai re goti
Iski Maa ki, Kauve ki chonch me moti

Koi ghar mein naa jhaanke
Chal neeche kar aankhe
Meri toh phir bhi hai ye, Bhabhi
Teri hai behen!

Thobde pe chaanta, Gale atka hai kaanta
Sabki jala ke kahaan chala hai itra ke saala
Armaanon ki achdan tu, Chandu...
Kismat ne hai le li
Ye drama abb daily
Hum khush hain, dil pe patthar rakh ke
Kar lenge pretend
Chandu ki Girl Friend
Chandu ki girl friend ho ho
Qaatil beemari
Chandu ki girlfriend
Janhit mein jaari
Chandu ki girlfriend...