Jitne channel tv ke ha tv ke
Utne nakhre biwi ke ha biwi ke
Jitne channel tv ke ha tv ke
Utne nakhre biwi ke ha biwi ke
Tv chale remote se remote se
Biwi chale hain note se note se
Tv chale remote se remote se
Biwi chale hain note se note se

Arey jitne channel tv ke
Utne nakhre biwi ke
Tv chale remote se remote se
Biwi chale hain note se note se
Tv chale remote se remote se
Biwi chale hain note se note se

Channel badal badal ke dekho
Biwi ko na badlo tum
Arey tumne aisa kiya agar toh
Fas jaaoge sambhlo tum
Black and white wife hain toh
Tum usko rangeen bana do
Arey rang bharo ismein sapno ke
Isko aur rangeen bana do
Jitne channel tv ke ha tv ke
Utne nakhre biwi ke ha biwi ke
Tv chale remote se remote se
Biwi chale hain note se note se
Tv chale remote se remote se
Biwi chale hain note se note se

Subah savere chaaay ki pyali lake dil behlati hain
Kabhi kabhi gussa karti hain phir woh maan bhi jaati hain
Arey mano mera kehna mano biwi se na daga karo
Arey yahi tumhare kaam aayegi biwi se tum wafa karo
Jitne channel tv ke ah tv ke
Utne nakhre biwi ke ha biwi ke
Tv chale remote se remote se
Biwi chale hain note se note se
Tv chale remote se remote se
Biwi chale hain note se note se
Tv chale remote se remote se
Biwi chale hain note se note se.